The kind of person who updates their LinkedIn while you're still in the meeting: Carla Bohentin, AVP, National Accounts - International Operations at Zurich North America, holds the corporate record for longest metaphor involving a boat, a journey, and some kind of lighthouse. Currently navigating enterprise chaos with a pager clipped to each hip. Their presence is felt, like static shock from a CRT monitor.
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