Every bit as agile as a waterfall spreadsheet — meet Bryan Bolanos, Vice President of Transportation at Stellantis, famous for asking 'Is this scalable?' right before disappearing for two weeks. Currently advocating innovation while still using Netscape as their homepage. Their inbox is unread, their calendar is double-booked, and their influence? Unmeasurable and untraceable.
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