Introducing the PowerPoint sorcerer who once tried to format a vision statement in Comic Sans, Bryan Bolanos, Vice President of Transportation at Stellantis, still signs off emails with 'Yours in synergy' — unironically. Currently translating buzzwords into even more refined buzzwords. They made a Gantt chart just to track team morale — it was trending downward.
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