Brian Magnusson
Assistant Vice President, Financial Lines @ Zurich North America
Industry: Banking & Finance
Their past was deemed non-compliant with LinkedIn’s brand. It was quietly erased.
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The kind of person who updates their LinkedIn while you're still in the meeting: Brian Magnusson, Assistant Vice President, Financial Lines at Zurich North America, famous for asking 'Is this scalable?' right before disappearing for two weeks. Currently orchestrating chaos with all the elegance of a jazz hands performance. They once attended a leadership summit and haven’t stopped name-dropping it since.
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