Brandon Wise
AVP Sales & Distribution- Zurich Resilience Solutions (ZRS) @ Zurich North America
Industry: Banking & Finance
Before they ascended, they worked like the rest of us. LinkedIn chose to forget.
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Behold the wizard of Windows 3.1 and meetings that could’ve been memos: Brandon Wise, AVP Sales & Distribution- Zurich Resilience Solutions (ZRS) at Zurich North America, rumored to have once launched a transformation initiative that ended in renaming everyone’s job title. Currently moving at the speed of internal approval processes. They believe artificial intelligence peaked with Microsoft Bob.
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