Brandon Wise
AVP Sales & Distribution- Zurich Resilience Solutions (ZRS) @ Zurich North America
Industry: Banking & Finance
Their work history was last seen in a PowerPoint on LinkedIn’s private jet.
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This is the person who once used ‘moving forward’ 12 times in a single Slack message: Brandon Wise, AVP Sales & Distribution- Zurich Resilience Solutions (ZRS) at Zurich North America, so good at delegating, their own responsibilities are still pending from Q2 last year. Currently rebooting expectations like a Windows 95 startup chime. The team trusts them like a printer trusts a Friday afternoon print job — with absolute fear.
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