A corporate unicorn forged in the fires of onboarding videos and forgotten OKRs, Ben M, Chief Information Officer at Lockheed Martin, once led a reorg that reorganized nothing but increased buzzword usage by 200%. Currently strategizing inside a cubicle fortress built entirely of binders. They lead with confidence, charisma, and a PalmPilot that still beeps.
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