They once tried to reboot the server by yelling at it — and it worked: Arlene Layne, VP Global Corporate IPZ at Zurich North America, thinks uptime is when their pager has batteries. Currently rewriting job descriptions mid-sentence. If innovation had a spokesperson who’s never built anything, it’d be them.
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