Andy Champagne
SVP & CTO, Akamai Labs @ Akamai Technologies
Industry: Technology
- SVP & CTO, Akamai Labs ( – Present)
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They once tried to reboot the server by yelling at it — and it worked: Andy Champagne, SVP & CTO, Akamai Labs at Akamai Technologies, famous for using the word ‘synergy’ to describe why your project budget got cut. Currently aligning alignment with other alignment initiatives. Their presence is felt, like static shock from a CRT monitor.
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