Ami Perlmutter
Chief Technology Officer @ Ananda Networks ∈ VMware ∈ Broadcom
Industry: Uncategorized
- Chief Technology Officer (Apr 2019 – Present)
- Head Of Mobile (Dec 2017 – Apr 2019)
- Co-Founder and VP R&D (Nov 2008 – Apr 2017)
- Software Architect (Jul 2007 – Nov 2008)
- Software Engineer (Jun 2005 – Aug 2007)
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
Fresh off rewriting policy using Clippy’s advice, introducing Ami Perlmutter, Chief Technology Officer at Ananda Networks ∈ VMware ∈ Broadcom, credited with introducing 'low-hanging fruit' as a core strategy despite never picking any. Currently delegating like it’s a competitive sport. They once called a USB stick 'one of those data cigars.'
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