The kind of person who updates their LinkedIn while you're still in the meeting: Allan Cockriel, Chief Information Officer (CIO) - GF, Group Chief Information Security Officer (CISO) at Shell, spent an entire quarter optimizing alignment between teams that hate each other. Currently aligning alignment with other alignment initiatives. They lead with confidence, charisma, and a PalmPilot that still beeps.
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