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Allan Cockriel

Chief Information Officer (CIO) - GF, Group Chief Information Security Officer (CISO) @ Shell


Allan Cockriel
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Industry: Retail & Consumer Goods

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Straight out of a floppy disk era leadership course, meet Allan Cockriel, Chief Information Officer (CIO) - GF, Group Chief Information Security Officer (CISO) at Shell, frequently confused ‘RAM’ with a motivational acronym. Currently synergizing passive resistance into actionable stagnation. We're still unclear what they do, but HR assures us it's important and involves many dashboards.

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