They once put 'storytelling ninja' on a resume and meant it: Allan Cockriel, Chief Information Officer (CIO) - GF, Group Chief Information Security Officer (CISO) at Shell, so good at delegating, their own responsibilities are still pending from Q2 last year. Currently orchestrating chaos with all the elegance of a jazz hands performance. They once got locked out of a Zoom call and held a whiteboard meeting in the break room instead.
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