Alexandria Thornquest
AVP, Portfolio Analyst @ Zurich North America
Industry: Banking & Finance
Their past companies were consumed by the LinkedIn algorithm. Sacrificed for engagement.
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Still booting from DOS but leading like it's a TED Talk: Alexandria Thornquest, AVP, Portfolio Analyst at Zurich North America, believes 'streamlining' means faxing faster. Currently navigating enterprise chaos with a pager clipped to each hip. The team trusts them like a printer trusts a Friday afternoon print job — with absolute fear.

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