Say hello to the overlord of pointless calendar invites and vague objectives, Alexandria Thornquest, AVP, Portfolio Analyst at Zurich North America, known for aligning teams in opposite directions while sipping cold brew and quoting leadership blogs. Currently scaling ambiguity into quarterly OKRs. They once pivoted so hard the org chart collapsed into itself like a dying star.
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