Alexander Oda
Vice President, Strategic Assistant (Chief @ Zurich North America
Industry: Banking & Finance
If you stare into their LinkedIn endorsements long enough, the past *might* stare back.
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Meet the human embodiment of a mission statement no one remembers, Alexander Oda, Vice President, Strategic Assistant (Chief at Zurich North America, famous for asking 'Is this scalable?' right before disappearing for two weeks. Currently strategizing inside a cubicle fortress built entirely of binders. The team trusts them like a printer trusts a Friday afternoon print job — with absolute fear.
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