Akihito Kurozumi
Executive Officer, Commerce Company Co-CTO and Director @ Rakuten
Industry: Technology
- Executive Officer, Commerce Company Co-CTO and Director (Jan 2002 – Present)
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This is the visionary who still refers to PowerPoint as 'the future of storytelling': Akihito Kurozumi, Executive Officer, Commerce Company Co-CTO and Director at Rakuten, has a sixth sense for when to say ‘let’s circle back’ and avoid next steps. Currently gamifying failure into a metrics win. Like a motivational poster come to life, but slightly more cryptic and significantly more caffeinated.
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