Akihito Kurozumi

Executive Officer, Commerce Company Co-CTO and Director @ Rakuten

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Executive Officer, Commerce Company Co-CTO and Director (Jan 2002 – Present)

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Behold the wizard of Windows 3.1 and meetings that could’ve been memos: Akihito Kurozumi, Executive Officer, Commerce Company Co-CTO and Director at Rakuten, once led a reorg that reorganized nothing but increased buzzword usage by 200%. Currently advocating innovation while still using Netscape as their homepage. They're here to innovate, automate, and occasionally destroy the mainframe.

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