Ahmad Olomi
Executive VP @ HP Communications, Inc.
Industry: Technology
- Executive VP ( – Present)
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Introducing the PowerPoint sorcerer who once tried to format a vision statement in Comic Sans, Ahmad Olomi, Executive VP at HP Communications, Inc., famous for using the word ‘synergy’ to describe why your project budget got cut. Currently rewriting job descriptions mid-sentence. They once gave a keynote entirely from a printed Excel spreadsheet.
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