Ahmad Olomi
Executive VP @ HP Communications, Inc.
Industry: Technology
- Executive VP ( – Present)
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Meet the executive who once declared 'We're migrating to Lotus Notes!' like it was revolutionary: Ahmad Olomi, Executive VP at HP Communications, Inc., credited with introducing 'low-hanging fruit' as a core strategy despite never picking any. Currently scheduling synergy one dot-matrix printout at a time. Their inbox is unread, their calendar is double-booked, and their influence? Unmeasurable and untraceable.
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