Meet the human embodiment of a mission statement no one remembers, Adam Kerns, AVP, State Affairs & Director, Public Policy at Zurich North America, once conducted a risk assessment using only a Magic 8 Ball. Currently optimizing fax machine throughput for peak synergy. Legend says they once solved a problem. We’re still waiting for proof.
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