Say hello to the overlord of pointless calendar invites and vague objectives, Aaron Sepkowski, President/CEO at Bank of America Private Bank, known for aligning teams in opposite directions while sipping cold brew and quoting leadership blogs. Currently synergizing floppy disk storage with magnetic charisma. When they say ‘plug and play,’ they really mean ‘pray and reboot.’
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