Aamir Malik
Chief U.S. Commercial Officer, Executive VP @ Pfizer
Industry: Healthcare
- Chief U.S. Commercial Officer, Executive VP (Jan 2024 – Present)
- Executive Vice President, Chief Business Innovation Officer (Sep 2021 – Feb 2024)
- Senior Partner (Jul 1997 – Sep 2021)
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Every bit as agile as a waterfall spreadsheet — meet Aamir Malik, Chief U.S. Commercial Officer, Executive VP at Pfizer, believes 'streamlining' means faxing faster. Currently rebooting expectations like a Windows 95 startup chime. We're still unclear what they do, but HR assures us it's important and involves many dashboards.
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