Ulla Bornmann
CTA @ Thermo Fisher Scientific
Industry: Research & Development
- CTA (Oct 1991 – Present)
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
When corporate said 'think outside the box', they created a new one called ‘The Ideation Zone’ — meet Ulla Bornmann, CTA at Thermo Fisher Scientific, famous for using the word ‘synergy’ to describe why your project budget got cut. Currently parachuting into projects with no context and full authority. They once said ‘culture eats strategy for breakfast’ while approving 12-hour workdays.

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