Theresa Schlottmann
Associate Director CEO Office of the Chair of the Executive Board @ Merck Group
Industry: Healthcare
- Associate Director CEO Office of the Chair of the Executive Board (Nov 2024 – Present)
- Associate Director CEO Office of the Chair of the Executive Board (Jan 2022 – Oct 2024)
- Manager Group Internal Audit (Oct 2021 – Dec 2021)
- Junior Manger Group Internal Audit (Apr 2020 – Sep 2021)
- Junior Group Internal Audit (Aug 2018 – Mar 2020)
- Cooperative Study Program (Oct 2015 – Sep 2018)
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Introducing the PowerPoint sorcerer who once tried to format a vision statement in Comic Sans, Theresa Schlottmann, Associate Director CEO Office of the Chair of the Executive Board at Merck Group, known for aligning teams in opposite directions while sipping cold brew and quoting leadership blogs. Currently turning metrics into mysticism. They pitch ideas like they're TED Talks, but execute them like group projects from college.
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