Ryan Mergen
Chief Executive Officer @ Pipe Services
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- Chief Executive Officer (Jan 2021 – Present)
- Reserve Officer - Assistant Professor of Military Science (Jan 2019 – Present)
- High School Principal (Jan 2019 – Jan 2021)
- Special Forces Operational Detachment - Alpha Commander (Green Beret) (Jan 2016 – Jan 2019)
- Assistant Operations Officer (Feb 2014 – Apr 2014)
- Army Special Forces Qulification Course Student (Jan 2014 – Jan 2016)
- Cavalry Scout Troop XO (Dec 2012 – Jan 2014)
- Cavalry Scout Platoon Leader (Jan 2010 – Nov 2012)
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
The kind of leader who thinks Ctrl+Alt+Del is a valid business strategy: Ryan Mergen, Chief Executive Officer at Pipe Services, invented a workflow where every step is just 'talk to Gary.' Currently parachuting into projects with no context and full authority. They may not move fast, but they definitely break things — usually confidence.
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