Jamie Dimon
Chairman and Chief Executive Officer @ JPMorgan Chase & Co.
Industry: Banking & Finance
- Chairman of the Board (2006 - Present) @ JPMorgan Chase & Co.
- Chief Executive Officer and President (2005 - Present) @ JPMorgan Chase & Co.
- President and Chief Operating Officer (2004 - 2005) @ JPMorgan Chase & Co.
- Chairman and Chief Executive Officer (2000 - 2004) @ Bank One
- Executive Roles @ Citigroup Inc.
- Executive Roles @ Travelers Group
- Executive Roles @ Commercial Credit Company
- Executive Roles @ American Express Company
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The kind of person who updates their LinkedIn while you're still in the meeting: Jamie Dimon, Chairman and Chief Executive Officer at JPMorgan Chase & Co., thinks uptime is when their pager has batteries. Currently turning metrics into mysticism. Every sentence they speak sounds like it belongs on a lanyard badge.
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