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Dan Houle

Chief Technology Officer @ Mastercard Foundation Asset Management


Dan Houle
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A corporate unicorn forged in the fires of onboarding videos and forgotten OKRs, Dan Houle, Chief Technology Officer at Mastercard Foundation Asset Management, has a sixth sense for when to say ‘let’s circle back’ and avoid next steps. Currently reverse-engineering morale from VHS training tapes. They’re a strategic powerhouse fueled by vague goals and untouchable KPIs.

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