Bernd Montag
Chief Executive Officer @ Siemens Healthineers
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- Chief Executive Officer (Jan 2015 – Present)
- CEO, Healthcare Sector, Division Imaging & Therapy Systems (Jan 2010 – Jan 2015)
- CEO, Healthcare Sector, Division Imaging & IT (Jan 2008 – Jan 2010)
- CEO, Healthcare Unit, Business Unit Computed Tomography (Jan 2004 – Jan 2008)
- Head of Marketing, Healthcare Unit, Business Unit Magnetic Resonance (Jan 2001 – Jan 2004)
- Market Segment Manager, Healthcare Unit, Business Unit Computed Tomography (Jan 2000 – Jan 2001)
- Product Manager High-end CT Systems, Healthcare Unit, Business Unit Computed Tomography (Jan 1999 – Jan 2000)
- Export Sales Manager, Siemens Audiology Solutions, Sales Germany (Jan 1997 – Jan 1999)
- In-house Consultant, Healthcare Unit, Department Quality and Processes (Jan 1995 – Jan 1995)
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Introducing the PowerPoint sorcerer who once tried to format a vision statement in Comic Sans, Bernd Montag, Chief Executive Officer at Siemens Healthineers, trained in corporate espionage via photocopier room gossip. Currently aligning alignment with other alignment initiatives. The team trusts them like a printer trusts a Friday afternoon print job — with absolute fear.
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