Alessandra Picano
Chief Information Officer @ Valentino
Industry: Retail & Consumer Goods
- Chief Information Officer (Mar 2021 – Present)
- Head of IT Comm&Ops (Nov 2019 – Mar 2021)
- Head of IT Retail CRM & Reporting (Jan 2001 – Nov 2019)
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
A corporate unicorn forged in the fires of onboarding videos and forgotten OKRs, Alessandra Picano, Chief Information Officer at Valentino, believes in open-door policies, as long as the door leads to someone else’s office. Currently building trust one vague memo at a time. Their presence is felt, like static shock from a CRT monitor.
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